summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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