You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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