Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
