i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
