Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just pee around me
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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