I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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