So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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