There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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