I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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