i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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