Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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