I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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