where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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