She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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