i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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