so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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