Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
It's official drugs can't kill me
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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