I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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