theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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