whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The uberlube is also flammable
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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