make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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