Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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