Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Your mouth is God's brothel.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i drank out of a bidet.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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