You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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