i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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