How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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