seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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