ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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