Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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