love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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