I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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