that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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