It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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