dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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