ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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