I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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