Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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