I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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