Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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