I hate your face
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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