I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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