Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
4 words: hood of his car
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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