Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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