Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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