So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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