The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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