Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Im part way to drunk.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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