So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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