So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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