Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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