let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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