No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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