How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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