He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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