Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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