Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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