They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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