The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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